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I'm gonna make you wear the piss shit pants.

Is there any reason not to love and worship this man?

ARAFAAAAT! YAY!

I love your poo poems! Here are some I have made in tribute to you but not with animals (except the first a bit) and in imitation of other people -

Yeats:

Churning and churning in the widening ring
The turtle cannot see the bowl
My arse falls apart; the centre cannot hold
Surely some ( Read more... )

bizzy the lizzy
dude wait
you are right dude
about gastric bypass apparently not affecting your shit
although I had a hard time find any definitive report
because some people were like
IT'S FUCKING GREASY NOW

arafat kazi
man goddammit

bizzy the lizzy
but most people were like I ONLY SHIT 2 OR 3 TIMES A DAY
er every few days

arafat kazi
i was looking forward to ( Read more... )

poetofthefall2002 12:20
oh jesus dude
20:47
what is coming out of me
20:48
oh jeeeeeesus
23:41
god dude
23:45
the weeklong development
23:47
is slowly erupting
arafat kazi 12:25
hahahahaha
poetofthefall2002 12:25
jesus dude
25:39
this may have to be documented with a jpg
25:43
i intentionally overate today
25:47
to blast open the dam
26:04
O JESUS
26:07
here i go
26:14
o ( Read more... )

My habanero chihuahua,
Passing you is a sin.
But though I bleed to leave you,
You're better out than in.

FECAL ATTRACTION

Little muddy dog
Extend your brown paw
Sink into the ooze
It is the devil's maw

An octopus's garden
Tendrils were my meal
Vermicelli crumbles
Into memories of cornmeal

Chickens become nuggets
Nuggets turn into gold
My turds could fill your bucket
If you'd let me be so bold

As I just asked her of the same name: I need advice, and I'm impatient so I'll ask you guys:

i want to start a blog where i write poetry about my poop but it'll all be animal-themed. Here are two examples:

CRUDE CHOCOLATE STARFISH
LIKE A CORPSE YOU SINK
STUBBY DIGITS LIKE FINGER-PIECES
MY GOD DO YOU STINK

LITTLE BLACK PIRANHAS
BITING AS THEY GO
NINJA ( Read more... )

I thought that I was all grown up and over these things but here I am again, finishing college (I had one semester left long story) and having turd adventures in Boston. I'm sorry.

arafat kazi 11:26
dude i will tell you the nasty thing
26:15
that i didn't tell before
26:20
in the light of this discovery
26:25
so my shit all flushed right
26:28
except for ( Read more... )