since poopalicious is taken up by my wonderful friend

[liquidexplosion]

As I just asked her of the same name: I need advice, and I'm impatient so I'll ask you guys:

i want to start a blog where i write poetry about my poop but it'll all be animal-themed. Here are two examples:

CRUDE CHOCOLATE STARFISH
LIKE A CORPSE YOU SINK
STUBBY DIGITS LIKE FINGER-PIECES
MY GOD DO YOU STINK

LITTLE BLACK PIRANHAS
BITING AS THEY GO
NINJA

Comments

[liquidexplosion]

WELL I RECOGNIZE YOUR VOICE ON THE ANSWERING MACHINE I'VE LEFT SO MANY MESSAGES, including one tonight.

[kopyor]

this is the Arafat I remember!

[liquidexplosion]

YEAH well fuck you man, the Jesse I remember would have hung out with me!!! Dude come on, what are you doing this weekend? Don't ignore me so fucking blatantly, at least have the nicety to make an excuse!!!

[kopyor]

My excuse is that I'm going to Indonesia for two months. And frantically trying to get things tied up before I go. I'll be back at the end of April, and you'll still be here right? It will be better to meet in warmer weather anyway! We could have a beer outdoors or something. I'm sorry I've been a bad friend.

[liquidexplosion]

dude don't say you're a bad friend because you're not. what we both did was get lazy and introspective and just thought that what the hell, we'll get a beer at some point. but jesusfuck man, when you come back we'd better hang the fuck out!!! i am half considering an anthropology PhD because much as i hate the science side of things, ethnographies fascinate me SO MUCH. and if i do that i'll need to get your advice for reals. when do you leave?

[geny_bhai]

Another idea: Brown Notes
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_note)