From the makers of:

http://www.instantrimshot.com

Comes another classic:

http://www.sadtrombone.com

I like to alternate back and forth.

Have you ever wondered what it would look like if Ben Stiller played Legolas in Lord of the Rings? Well it's a good thing someone answered that.

This video has been on all the link dump sites by now. Some people hate it for its sheer badness, others say it's epic for its sheer badness. All I'm gonna say is, holy shit, did you see that pirate ( Read more... )

Lets keep this short and sweet. Just like sex.



Peace.

Three things. First, have you seen the Shawshank Redemption? Have you seen Scarface? Well then this may be for you:


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And hey Dave. Did you know?

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Last, I think the new girl in the new(ugh) Transporter movie is hot. Also, Jason Statham is short.


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This was about as hilarious and hilarious can be. I was never a fan of the Brosnan Bond. But, ok. I'm not quite sure what I want to say. Just watch this video of a mashup of Casino Royale and the Brosnan Bond movies as a tale of James Bond vs. James Bond.

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You're not even as good looking as me.

So why do Mexicans drive Toyotas? I always wondered myself.

This one is a little late, but ok.

Every now and then I start singing this song at work. I'm pretty sure I've been caught several times talking/singing to myself at work. Oh well.

That's it.

A group of kids stand around at a street corner.  It's the middle of the day, and they look bored.  One dribbles a basketball.

Basketball Kid:  Hey....so are any of you gonna vote?

Apathetic Goth Kid:  What does it matter anyway?

Needs to be Medicated Kid:  Yeah, it's not like voting ever changed anything.

Trendy Kid:  Besides, voting isn't cool.

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Happy Halloween, bitches.

Filled up my car with premium for 30 bucks. Love that cheap gas.

You know what's the best thing about being cold? Getting warm.