Where there's no one here but me

[liquor1squicker]

I had a weird dream last night. Not really a single weird dream, but a series of them. That is to say, none of them were particularly weird(outside of my normal weirdness), but each dream didn't end mid-dream by me in my bed waking up, it ended with me in the dream going to sleep and I'd wake up right when that happened. Never had that happen

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[fake_saxophone]

My dreams usually end with me cleaning up the mess my penis made.

[liquor1squicker]

I've done that so many times that I get up and jizz in the toilet without even waking up. Just go right back to sleep.