They keep me locked up in this cage

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"If something happens during the movie and you think, 'That’s dumb,' it’ll be because whatever happened was actually too amazing for you to fully understand, or possibly a metaphor for something really crazy and cool

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[ellywashere]

M. Blight Scalerman gives me the shits. He reminds me of those wanker modern artists or film directors that reply to your nonplussed looks with "it's just too DEEP for you to understand! You're not viewing it on the right LEVEL!"

Even worse when they win awards, because the judges are too afraid of looking like *they* didn't understand =D

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Wanker, lol.

[markwaters]

Shymalamadingdong is a huge idiot and his movies are, at their very best, only good for making you wonder if there's a ghost watching you shit when you're in the bathroom with the lights off. The only thing he has ever done right was cast Bruce Willis -- and he probably had absolutely nothing to do with it happening.

[liquor1squicker]

Ya know what I have against movies like The Ring and The Grudge and The Whatever? Ya know, where a ghost is trying to kill me or fuck with me and whatnot. I'm just like, HEY! Once I die, guess who's a ghost now? I would fuck a ghost up in Ghost v. Ghost combat. But I guess it's ok if they just wanna watch me in the bathroom. Guess I can't stop them. That simple logic makes me hate all these movies on principle.

And I hate M. Night cause he's a douche.