I know it's not much of a surprise that niggers have incredibly bad grammar and such, but wait until you see these lyrics to the song Show Stopper by Danity Kane.

Diddy starts out by telling these girls he is going to make them stars by rapping these jumbled words:

I keep the hood of that coupe warm
Which I guess means that he never shuts the car off?

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Goddamn I tried so hard to get this car of mine to pass emissions tests and regardless of what was done to the piece of shit, it simply would not pass.  Over $800 has been put into ol' Edna to get her to work and pass her emissions check for nothing.

There's nothing better than that.  I love riding a bicycle to work in the rain and snow.  It's a ( Read more... )

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Hate Me
Blue October

I have to block out thoughts of you
So I don't lose my head
They crawl in like a cockroach
Leaving babies in my bed
Dropping little reels of tape
To remind me that I'm alone
Playing movies in my head that
Make a porno feel like home
There's a burning in my pride
A nervous bleeding in my brain
An ounce of peace is all I want from you
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If the movie "Airplane!" comes on TV in our living rooms, we have to put out our cigarettes, right?

Let me tell you non-smoking nazis a few things:

Debunkify.com is stupid. Debunkify the myths? WHAT myths? That shit is old ( Read more... )

Cosmic Quest claims that the planet Venus has been known since prehistoric times.

How do we know that?

Rhea says "Cave drawings" HOW THE FUCK WOULD WE LOOK AT A CAVE DRAWING OF A CIRCLE AND KNOW IT'S VENUS ( Read more... )

Years in the making.  Years that I was hoping would never get here ( Read more... )

I recently received a forward in my email regarding the comparison between our lives and the lives of our troops ( Read more... )

MercyMe - So Long Self

If I come across a little bit distant ( Read more... )