Stolen from Aunty Nicky...

1. What did you do in 2007 that you have never done before?
Moved back home… booo rubbish.

2. Did you keep all of last years resolutions?
No. Does anybody ever keep their resolutions? I think I was supposed to give up smoking.

3. Have you any resolutions for next year?
Yes, but they’re secret. Then you can’t tell me off when I ( Read more... )

Lots and lots of things have happened since I last updated on here so I'll stick to the most recent and fun things :)

The weekend before last saw me in Glasgow for the official opening of Delmonicas, it was a great night even if (after a few too many ciders) I was rather rude to Michelle McManus*.

On the Saturday I was then back in town with the ( Read more... )

An undisclosed member of staff has just edited the Wikipedia article on CZJ to say she had an affair with me.

Fabulous.

Love Lisa xxx

Ah know Ave not been on fer a while, but there’s LOADS te update. So Ahl start, like.

Ave just started a new job as a Procurer. Don’t be confused by me Gateshead address, that doesn’t mean thief; I’m a distributor of funds. To charities and midget drug abusers and that.

Me boss says that fer any applications under £100,000 Ah can make the decision ( Read more... )

I’ve got a new lyric for you Alanis Morissette.

How about “A no smoking sign, in the smoking shelter”

I kid you not…

Love Lisa xxx

I just ordered seasons 1 - 3 of the X- Files and I'm far too excited.

I need my Anderson fix NOW.

Love (a slightly crazy) Lisa xxx

Why does London not have a capital L on the new Olympic logo?

I have had my contract extended until the end of August, this makes me happy.

As Mark described it... "It's like guaranteed boozing until Mid-September"

Love Lisa xxx

Lots has happened since I last posted, and all of it was extremely fun!

I visited Glasgow for the Fabby Cecilian Dinner Dance, and went to see Girls Aloud with Tony De Smith. Scarily enough Tony was so excited by the sight of Girls Aloud (well what red blooded man wouldn't be?) he screamed louder and at a higher pitch than all of the small children ( Read more... )

So, whilst in the Metrocentre last Sunday, Alison and I spotted a poster for Beamish, hailing it to be 'The experience of a lifetime'. Obviously this was too good and opportunity to miss and despite the £16 entry fee this is where we headed on Monday. I'll not bore you with the exact details but much merriment was had and it included the following ( Read more... )