Things the internet has taught me about myself...

[lisa_douglas]

Inspired by Ewan's post and bored at work I decided to research myself on the tinterweb.

I have found out that:

1. Lisa Douglas was the leading female character in the 1960s CBS situation comedy Green Acres.
Lisa (portrayed by actress Eva Gabor), a glamorous Hungarian immigrant, was the wife of Oliver Wendell Douglas, a successful New York City

Comments

[anonymous]

Who are you and what are you doing on Lisa'a livejournal?

You don't post Douglas, what the whore's going on?

xx

P.S. Incidentally, we all know number 5 is true.

[lisa_douglas]

Oh shit, this was me. Twice!

Clearly I shouldn't be allowed near computers and would serve the world better boiled down for glue.

Rhodesie taught me all I know.

Hughsie x

[lisa_douglas]

Now I look like some kind of Schizophrenic replying to myself as another person.

It's true Sister Rhodes is the font of all evil...

She's coming to visit me next weekend, I'm not sure if NewcastleGateshead is quite ready for her debauched ways...

Lisa xxx

[rainbowmomerath]

Number 3 is tremendously funny.

[lisa_douglas]

Ok so was that Lady Jen or Alison?

My guess is Lady Jen; Alison would have logged in as me to comment back :)

I wish number 5 were true...

Love Lisa xxx

[routine_sludge]

I think I'm going to write a book entitled The Sex you don't want: Recycling and reusing

[lisa_douglas]

I would buy it, and if you do get round to writing it I have some handy tips on reusing a hoover belt and an old washing machine pump.

Lisa xxx