This is all so amusing. Brandon should have known better than to stray.

I think it would also only be fair to mention that I dated Brandon Boyd, before he started fucking the slutty Latina. She's rather irritating. Please do not assume I'm here to get him back. I'd really rather not date anyone. Some of the women are quite attractive though.

It's late here. I'll get AIM soon. Or maybe not at all, it doesn't seem too

I'm really only famous for fucking George Clooney, but I'll try to be entertaining.