Headline from the online edition of today's Winnipeg Free Press

[lissafay]

Stolen car flees police

Comments

[fireglade]

i'm sure that this is the fault of the police.
that poor car wouldn't have fled,
if they hadn't have frightened it in some way...
it can't help being stolen...
poor car.

hee

[bassgirl]

So... if kids don't steal your car, your car can just steal itself? Dang. I'm glad I don't live there anymore.