50 Restraining Orders Waiting to Happen
Confession: I am dashing this off specifically to rec The Moments in Between. The others are awesome and all, but that's the story of my heart right now and I swore to pimp it madly. So the timeframe on this list got way compressed. But not to worry! I can totally rock a deadline.
Anyway! I got into RPF on accident. I read Sara's Smallville/Popslash story Context and fell deeply, deeply in love ("Oh, I'm sorry, Lex. Is this *your* farmboy?", seriously, best ever). Then it went like this: popslash, to Stargate actorslash, to bandom, to "hell with it, what've you got?" At this point, bandslash featuring Patrick Martin Stump is far and away my favoritest, while the only ship I've ever tinhatted is from Make Me a Supermodel (Ben/Ronnie=OTP4EVA).
And because RPF is really an umbrella label, I've helpfully divided this by "fandom". Actors features the cast members of Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Supernatural, and One Tree Hill. Bands covers Fall Out Boy, Panic! at the Disco, My Chemical Romance, Brand New, Straylight Run, The All-American Rejects, and Bon Jovi. Olympics is, obviously, Olympic athletes - in women's beach volleyball (USA: 2004), men's gymnastics (USA: 2008), and men's swimming (Australia: 2004, USA: 2004, 2008). Reality Televison stars cast members of Top Chef and Make Me a Supermodel.
Warning: these stories contain real people (duh) in fake situations. Also, y'know, slash, het, vampires, mpreg, werewolves, superheroes, threesomes, gay marriage, hurt/comfort, foursomes, and dubcon.
Actors:
01. international relations (Various) [RPF]
02. dude, you were so wasted last night (David Hewlett/Joe Flanigan) [RPF]
03. Close Your Eyes and Think of England and Four People David Tennant Didn't Have Sex With And One He Did. Sort of. (David Tennant/Gareth David-Lloyd) [RPF]
04. Stranger Things, You and Me, Proving Everyone Wrong, and Third Verse, Same as the First (Jensen Ackles/Chad Michael Murray) [RPF]
05. The Thing About Chad (Jensen Ackles/Chad Michael Murray) [RPF]
06. And the Rest, As They Say, Is History (Jensen Ackles/Jared Padalecki) [RPF]
07. The Jared Padalecki Untitled Project (Jensen Ackles/Jared Padalecki) [RPF]
08. Well They Said You Was High Class (Jensen Ackles/Jared Padalecki) [RPF]
09. When the cat's away and The mice will play (Jensen Ackles/Chad Michael Murray/Jared Padalecki) [RPF]
Bands:
10. Blame It On The Love (Of Rock 'n Roll) (gen) [RPF]
11. Honey If You Stay I'll Be Forgiving (gen) [RPF]
12. Summer (gen) [RPF]
13. This Outward Seeming (gen) [RPF]
14. In This White House (Various) [RPF]
15. On the Strange Nature of Cause and Effect (Various) [RPF]
16. Overheard ("Less Talk, More Rock") (Various) [RPF]
17. Anywhere You Let It Go (Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump, Brendon Urie/Spencer Smith) [RPF]
18. A Little More Kill Bill (Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump, Ryan Ross/Brendon Urie) [RPF]
19. Ryan Ross: Wedding Planner (What We Do Is Love) (Ryan Ross/Brendon Urie, Jon Walker/Spencer Smith) [RPF]
20. So We'll Stop Pretending (Ryan Ross/Spencer Smith) [RPF]
21. A Finer Command of Language (Ryan Ross/Jon Walker) [RPF]
22. Honest and Whole (Brendon Urie/Ellen Page) [RPF]
23. Chicago Ink (Patrick Stump/Brendon Urie) [RPF]
24. Confessions of a Baffled Mind (Patrick Stump/Brendon Urie) [RPF]
25. Of a Feather (Patrick Stump/Gerard Way) [RPF]
26. Something Like a Mystery (Patrick Stump/Gerard Way) [RPF]
27. Untitled (Patrick Stump/Bob Bryar) [RPF]
28. BDSM (Patrick Stump/Joe Trohman) [RPF]
29. Fifty Hours a Night (Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump) [RPF]
30. Origin (Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump) [RPF]
31. The Internet Is Not for Rockstars (Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump) [RPF]
32. There's Probably a Reason I Love You, I'll Get Back to You On That (Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump) [RPF]
Olympics:
33. A Whole New World (Kerri Walsh/Misty May) [RPF]
34. Don't Check, Just Balance (Jonathan Horton/Sasha Artemev) [RPF]
35. Chateaux en Espagne (Michael Phelps/Ian Thorpe) [RPF]
36. He shall have music and Wherever he goes (Michael Phelps/Ian Thorpe) [RPF]
37. Modern-Day Water Nymphs (Michael Phelps/Ian Thorpe) [RPF]
38. Untitled (Michael Phelps/Ian Thorpe) [RPF]
39. collect the word (and add some gold) (Michael Phelps/Ryan Lochte) [RPF]
40. False Start (Michael Phelps/Ryan Lochte) [RPF]
41. Four Times Ryan Watched Michael Touch Other Swimmers (And One Time He Did Something About It) (Michael Phelps/Ryan Lochte) [RPF]
42. move, but stand in place (Michael Phelps/Ryan Lochte) [RPF]
43. Opportunities (Michael Phelps/Ryan Lochte) [RPF]
44. Shave Some Time Off (Michael Phelps/Ryan Lochte) [RPF]
45. The Moments in Between (Michael Phelps/Ryan Lochte) [RPF]
46. There Are No Lanes In the Ocean (Michael Phelps/Ryan Lochte) [RPF]
47. Unconditional Things and Feel What It's Like to Be New (Michael Phelps/Ryan Lochte) [RPF]
48. A Hollow Victory (Michael Phelps/Ian Thorpe/Aaron Peirsol) [RPF]
Reality Television:
49. out of nowhere (Harold Dieterle/Stephen Asprinio) [RPF]
50. go and tell your white knight that he's handsome in hindsight (Ben DiChiara/Ronnie Kroell) [RPF]