Say what you want, Sparrow-I used to be the best aim on the ship, back when I sailed.
[She grins, looking him up and down.]
Looking at you know, I can tell you're definitely a sea-faring pirate Captain, not any other of the sort. And while I'd normally knock you upside the head for it, you did bring me a little booze.
[This is Captain Jack Sparrow's total disbelief. He grins right back at her, giving her his own once-or-twice-over look.]
Nonsense! Why on earth would you want to do that? I'm a highly likable lovable cuddlesome sort of fellow who happens to be the best aim on his ship. Savvy?
You'd best keep it that way, captain. If you're not the cuddlesome, lovable sort of pirate, I'd jump into a barfight. [She pats his shoulder, entirely light-natured.] And making a lady jump into a barfight is just poor manners, isn't it?
Bar fights can provide highly eloquent distractions just so long as a man is not directly involved in said fight. That is where their usefulness ends, I've found.
[He takes another sip of rum.]
But come, now. I can't help but wonder just what sort of damage you'd deal in said fight.
Oh, I hold my own pretty well. There weren't many women around the bars I frequented, so I had a little extra training. [Grin.] If you're going to catch pirates, you have to have the arm for it.
So just the murderers went to the gallows, then. That is an important distinction!
Erm...I never pick the gallows, if I can help it, actually; though I've stood on my fair share of 'em. This means, of course, that you'll be throwing the white flights. White hat and all, you.
[She swats a hand at the air.] Hey, don't look at me! I didn't make the decisions. I just caught ya' if you had a bounty; part of the job. Most other times I was just patrolling the sea for sea dogs doing wrong.
You're still getting the white flights. [These he holds out to her, keeping the red for himself.] You want to tell me what sort of dart games you play where you're from?
I wouldn't mind a drink or two. And a bet or two, either.
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Here you go, lovely. Adds a lovely warm color to the evening, doesn't it.
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[And she points to him, smirking.]
Rum makes anything better. It's a fact.
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'Course, the same can't yet be said of your aim, eh? Ha!
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Say what you want, Sparrow-I used to be the best aim on the ship, back when I sailed.
[She grins, looking him up and down.]
Looking at you know, I can tell you're definitely a sea-faring pirate Captain, not any other of the sort. And while I'd normally knock you upside the head for it, you did bring me a little booze.
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[This is Captain Jack Sparrow's total disbelief. He grins right back at her, giving her his own once-or-twice-over look.]
Nonsense! Why on earth would you want to do that? I'm a highly likable lovable cuddlesome sort of fellow who happens to be the best aim on his ship. Savvy?
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You'd best keep it that way, captain. If you're not the cuddlesome, lovable sort of pirate, I'd jump into a barfight. [She pats his shoulder, entirely light-natured.] And making a lady jump into a barfight is just poor manners, isn't it?
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[He takes another sip of rum.]
But come, now. I can't help but wonder just what sort of damage you'd deal in said fight.
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[He offers her an arm to escort her to the dart board.]
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[She'll let him have his fun, for now. Taking that arm.]
We typically locked 'em up. Or sent them off to the gallows if they were particularly murder-some. Take your pick.
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Erm...I never pick the gallows, if I can help it, actually; though I've stood on my fair share of 'em. This means, of course, that you'll be throwing the white flights. White hat and all, you.
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