Sixth Tide Turning ☠ Voice | Action

[lists_to_port]

[voice--attempted filter away from Jilly Coppercorn, Elizabeth Swann, Cordelia Chase, Nami, and Buffy Summers. Jack is not so very clever at filters.]

HOla: Captain Jack Sparrow, here, with an opportunity for all you crafty nimblefingered types out there. Perchance do any of you know the fine art of poppetry? I need five devilishly attractive and

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[cookingninja]

[He's giving away dolls... of himself. Somehow she shouldn't be surprised, should she?]

You have five different girlfriends, Sparrow-san? Doesn't that get somewhat complicated?

[voice]

[cookingninja]

No, I don't believe I have. I don't think I meet quite as many people as you do, I'm afraid.

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[lists_to_port]

That is possibly because you don't maraud as much. [Or at all, really.]

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[cookingninja]

I don't maraud at all, Sparrow-san. I'm not a pirate, you see.

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[lists_to_port]

And thus, sadly, your social life has plummeted.

So sad.

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[cookingninja]

I somehow doubt that it would help if I started threatening people in order to obtain money, which happens to be entirely useless here....

[voice]

[lists_to_port]

Oh! Is that the problem? There's all sorts of things what one may steal from people here that does not include MONEY.

[Watches. Muffins. Fancy coats. Things like that.]

It's the spirit of the enterprise that matters, in the end.

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[cookingninja]

Hm. I still can't imagine that it would do wonders for my social status.

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[lists_to_port]

Perhaps giving others poppet-versions of yourself will do what your lack of marauding has failed to do.

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[cookingninja]

Oh, possibly. If you're already trying it, then perhaps you can let me know how well it works for you?

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[lists_to_port]

At the very least, it will give my ladies something to slap when I'm not about.

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[cookingninja]

...that doesn't seem like the kind of thing that you'd really want to encourage, Sparrow-san. They might decide it's more satisfying to slap the real thing instead.

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[lists_to_port]

Doubtless it IS, love. Fortunately, I can run faster than any of them.

[Even with Buffy, it's usually a question of endurance rather than speed.]

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[cookingninja]

Is that something you've tested before?

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[lists_to_port]

...You might say that. Not for ALL of them, mind you, but for the ones that matter.

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[cookingninja]

And you think I should try to emulate your behavior? Mm. No, I think I'll pass.