Sixth Tide Turning ☠ Voice | Action

[lists_to_port]

[voice--attempted filter away from Jilly Coppercorn, Elizabeth Swann, Cordelia Chase, Nami, and Buffy Summers. Jack is not so very clever at filters.]

HOla: Captain Jack Sparrow, here, with an opportunity for all you crafty nimblefingered types out there. Perchance do any of you know the fine art of poppetry? I need five devilishly attractive and

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[voice]

[folkloristic]

Ah ice skating. It's rather nice this time of year though having something indoors would be better. I suppose it's not cold enough for the lakes to freeze over just yet.

[ A pause. ] An ice fairy?

[voice]

[lists_to_port]

Cirno. Ice fairy. She was sent home by the Malnosso last spring, to my great sadness. Got herself into trouble more often than not.

Indoors?

[voice]

[folkloristic]

Interesting. I never heard of her but, ah, it's a bit hard getting to know everyone here.

But anyway, yes! Indoors. I wonder if that...battle dome is capable of making one. [ Not that Helios would know how to do it anyway, failing hideously at technology in general and all. ]

[voice]

[lists_to_port]

It likely IS, but....not nearly the same thing, mate!

[Not to mention that both Jack AND Buffy nourish a certain horror for the place.]

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[no_use_running]

I can help with the ice rink.

[More specifically, 'she can make it in five seconds flat'. She's coated whole rooms in ice before back in her world.]

If you can make the perimeter, I can make the ice rink for you.

[Voice to Action in a bit]

[lists_to_port]

Marvelous, Miss Ami! Mistress Mia has also offered her help.

[And Jack is on the manual labor track, it would seem. That's alright; he's good wi' it.]

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[no_use_running]

I see. Then, I'll come prepared for that. [Which means transformed, because while Jack knows her secret, not many people still here do.]

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[lists_to_port]

I'll be the man smoothing out the surface of the ground by the river, out behind Building Two. You'll know me as the devilishly handsome gent with the shovel.

[voice]

[cookingninja]

[He's giving away dolls... of himself. Somehow she shouldn't be surprised, should she?]

You have five different girlfriends, Sparrow-san? Doesn't that get somewhat complicated?

[voice]

[lists_to_port]

Five different.........right. Girlfriends. WOMEN, darling. Women of Interest.

[And "complicated" does not begin to cover it, Ayumu.]

[voice]

[cookingninja]

Of interest? Is that why you wish to give them dolls of yourself, to encourage that interest?

[voice]

[lists_to_port]

What mean you by "encourage that interest"? They're just pressies for the ladies, is all. Things to remember me by. That sort of thing.

[Voice] - Improved filter

[consultmybooks]

[Giles just...quietly bumps that up a few more percentage points.]

I didn't know you skated.

[Nor does he know the conversation that took place on that rink shortly after he left.]

[Voice] - Improved filter

[lists_to_port]

Oh, 's not for ME skating. 'S for Buffy.

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[consultmybooks]

For Buffy?

[Wait...wait. Giles knows this one, now. Ice show tickets. Distraction. Arguments. Ice skating.

Awkward.]

...that's good of you.

[Voice] - Improved filter

[lists_to_port]

'S my job to make her happy. Goodness has nothing to do with it.

[Wow. THAT was a convoluted argument.]

[Voice]

[mikangirl]

[...to pretend or not to pretend she never hacked that filter.

...you know what, not is more fun. Also, why do most of her threads with Jack start with this icon.]

I certainly hope you're getting Buffy more than just a devilishly attractive and cuddlesome you.

[Voice]

[lists_to_port]

What?! [Oh, damn.] What more could she POSSIBLY WANT than that, hmm?

[Voice]

[mikangirl]

Something that sets her apart from a bunch of other women you're not in love with. At a guess.

[Voice]

[lists_to_port]

And who's to say I haven't already planned for that, Nosy Navigator? Hmmm?