WOO! I WINNED!


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'Ello, fellow B.D. fans! My name is Jessica, and I've been lurking around here for a while. Then I came to my senses. You're all fabulous. And so is this contest. Thus, my humble submission, with Our Favorite Man dancing nude to "It's Raining Men," just as requested.

( Hallelujah Indeed )

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So take back everything you said before
When you left me lying on the floor...
There's nothing there to prove anymore
And it isn't me that's insecure.

I don't mind it, really, not this time
It's not like anything else is on my mind
I could tell you all my secrets 'cause, you know, they really shine
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Attempted to go to "livenournal.com."

I'm doing well!

Oh, the shame.

My mother and I spent $38 dollars at Claires.

Normally I get jewelry from somewhere with, y'know, normal jewelry. Or at least I don't buy a lot from Claires. But since my mother was there I was so not doing the slip it into your bag thing.

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And I'm afraid I'll never get to know you
'Cause I'm counting clouds up in the sky...

Valentine's day is largely overrated. Today was the same as any other day, except that I didn't have to go to class because I went around singing all day. Six hours in heels= definite no-no.

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What kind of disease are you?

Jessica:
Jessica is caused by monkeys.


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All right. The State of the Union Address, a.k.a. Bush's Big Lie, is over. Here is my answer, in letter form to our bigot-in-chief.

Dear Mr. President:

How dare you presume to call yourself Christian? If you profess to belong to a religion that preaches a doctrine of universal love, you are surely the biggest hypocrite I have ever seen in my life.

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Report Card Report:

AP English: 95
AP Spanish: 98
AP History: 80 (BASTARD!)
Chorus: 90 (BASTARDS!)
Gym: 65 (Should have been higher because I took charge of the biggest pain in the ass in the fucking class. But I don't care. I passed. No more gym!)

Time to tackle second term and then I am out. Homework time. And God bless Caitlin. She is my savior.