this is a list of the things I have purchased today

[literati3003]

1. A 3-pack of white boxers
2. A 3-pack of wife-beaters
3. A jock strap
4. Mismatched socks
5. Red Velour pants
6. K-Y jelly
7. Matches
8. A pornographic magazine
9. A vanilla-flavored condom
10. An action figure of a male nurse

All of these will be used on friday in the great rugby tradition known as baaaaaanquet

Comments

[ricklerre]

you know, I think mcguyver once made a time machine out of just those items. except for the male nurse, that's just disgusting.

[anonymous]

ew. girls rugby is so much more normal.

[justsashy]

forgot to sign in. that was me before.

[literati3003]

not here it's not, they all hook up with each other, it's disgusting

[radditzousan]

um, what percentage of your journal entries since you went to college have the word rugby in them? I want to write a computer program to prove to you how obsessed you are, but, that would be too ironic, and too much of a waste of my time.