I'm either going to kill myself on this NOLS trip or get myself lost in Mexico and never come back.

an adam sandler movie just almost made me cry. not quite, but close enough that it made me question my sanity.

seriously, every girl that I actually care about ends up losing her feelings for me. Only the bimbos and idiots that I can't stand actually want to stay with me. This most recent experience was so unexpected it's convinced me that there is something, or someone, fucking with my life to test me. I guess it's for the best though-- they say that ( Read more... )

chugging half a liter of jim beam and smoking 12 cigarettes in a row makes for an unpleasant day after

women are unreliable

It's possible to projectile vomit in an enclosed space without getting anything on yourself

My ex girlfriend is a psycho

ARRRR!!! BOLLOCKS!

So after having avoided entanglements with the police all year, despite reckless drinking and flagrant drug use, I finally got bagged for something today. I was on the roof of the dorm (which is illegal, by the way) with some friends to watch the sunrise, and just as we were getting down a police SUV pulled up. Not too much drama, they took down ( Read more... )

ohmygodidon'twanttodie

I'm back on the 21st or so. Anyone want to go on a pub crawl with me and some college buddies?

in 1000 years no one will remember us. NO ONE will recall our names, our habits, our modes of speech. We will die, and our children and grandchildren will die, and slowly we will fade away until we are what we started out as-- nothing. In one billion years the human race will be gone from the universe. We are trifling things, we the living, and ( Read more... )

GOD DAMMIT MOTHER FUCKER COCK-SUCKING FAGGOT BITCH WHORE. I am so pissed off right now I don't know what to do. Even AFTER breaking up my disgusting slut of an ex girlfriend can't stop fucking up my life... Christ!