Things I have learned this week

[literati3003]

chugging half a liter of jim beam and smoking 12 cigarettes in a row makes for an unpleasant day after

women are unreliable

It's possible to projectile vomit in an enclosed space without getting anything on yourself

My ex girlfriend is a psycho

Comments

[bluelion70]

You thought women were reliable before this week?

[bluelion70]

And how small of an enclosed space are we talking about here? I don't quite see it.

Also, want to chill this weekend?

[justsashy]

i'm not gonna lie man, that's fucked up.

what a crazy life a rugger leads, eh?

[anonymous]

hey marron..... you live a wild and crazy life!!!111 its almost like your the next tucker max.. can you do me a favor? cut it out! i mean cum on! i dont like gay people either so dont feel weird about responding cuz im on your level

[literati3003]

what? who is this? I don't dislike gay people