what's up home slices? I know it's been a while but i've been busy being self destructive (I know, what else is new). I'm back in the city this weekend, friday night to sunday afternoon. I would like very much to get hammered with some of you on friday or saturday...

I'm stoned off my ass and drinking Earl Grey. Life is good.

STEELERS BABY!! FUCK YEAH!!

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back to amherst on monday...
laura, you whore, come visit me

You'd think, from the melodramatic title, that this post would be about women or friends or love. Well, I'm sorry to disappoint, but it is in fact about scotch. Not just any scotch though, a fine Macallan 12-year-old single speyside malt sherry-oak-cask matured scotch. It's absolutely amazing. From the moment I inhaled the spicy, faintly ( Read more... )

Q. What do you call an AIDS patient in a wheelchair?
A. Rolaids.

They built and AIDS hospital in atlanta-- it's called Sick Fags Over Georgia

Q. What does an AIDS patient with the flu say?
A. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

now let the hate mail fly!

I've got lots of booze, so if anyone wants to party when i get back from DC on monday give me a call.

LOTS OF BOOZE

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I'm back from Alta, tired, with bruised and one bloody shin, having skied some SICK powder.