in bio:

professor-...for example, unattractive people tend to have unattractive children, and attractive people tend to have attractive children...natural selection

curious student- um...professor, then how do you explain two ugly people having beautiful children?

professor-...the mailman.

*laughter ensues*

MomsRhubarbPie: but we have things in common, dont be sad
MomsRhubarbPie: we're both asian
MomsRhubarbPie: we're both super awesome
MomsRhubarbPie: i shave my face
MomsRhubarbPie: you shave your clothes....
MomsRhubarbPie: and so on

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So turn
Up the corners of your lips
Part them and feel my finger tips
Trace the moment, fall forever
Defense is paper thin
Just one touch and I'd be in
Too deep now to ever swim against the current
So let me slip away

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You Are a "Wink"


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LazyWorks4Me: do i look like johnny bravo
LazyWorks4Me: eh?


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LazyWorks4Me: i mean really whats up with u and seducing my friends without even trying
HalfnHalf246: its natural i guess...i do that with all my boyfriends ;-)

HalfnHalf246 (9:21:21 PM): i like hot cock ( Read more... )

hehehehehehee

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