"Our solar system is around 10% from the edge of the milky way, that means that if we sent a space ship going at the speed of light out of our solar system, it would take 90,000 years to get out of this galaxy. There are around 100 billion gallaxies in the universe."

http://xkcd.com/

LtBlue14: succubi are hot
LtBlue14: i'm totally cool with them molesting me in my sleep

"Reject a woman and she will never let it go. It's one of the defects of thier kind. Also weak arms."

HalfnHalf246: uhoh awful news
LtBlue14: she already has a bf
HalfnHalf246: yep
LtBlue14: they all do
HalfnHalf246: haha

"Thursday, December 31st, New Years Eve: Consider, if you will, the morning boner. What a metaphor of hope and renewal! How can anyone despair when one's groin greets each new day with such a gala spectacle of physiological optimism?"

I was walking through the mall, feeling kind of grumpy, and this guy walked past and without even glancing at me said

"you need to smile more, love"

in a cockney accent.

=)

If 21st Century Girls had 17th Century Standards (David Seigel ( Read more... )

http://xkcd.com/65/

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