Boris Yeltsin was found dead today in the corner of our dining room. Include him in your thoughts and prayers today.

Farewell.

So the mouse in our house (that I named Boris Yeltsin) appeared again tonight. I tried to scare it away, but it kept running in circles and kind of falling down. I think something was wrong with its foot, though I guess it's possible it was poisoned somehow. Either way, it took all of my strength/rationality not to get a piece of cheese out of the ( Read more... )

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so when the f did everyone start posting in livejournal again?!

what i came to say was - I am so smart this time!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

my friend harry just asked me out (i'm pretty sure)

and the passive-aggressive, "nah nah nah nah nahhh nah" side of me feels GREAT. for two reasons.

and the part that has to deal with this ask-out feels really creeped out.

i HATE you

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i can do this i can do this it's going to be FINE