My Life as a Dork: Sex and Hygiene

[littera_abactor]

I spend a lot of time covered in toothpaste and thinking about sex these days. Yes, these two events do occur at the same time. No, I don't have a fetish

Comments

[theamusedone]

That was very unexpected but oh so amusing. I have not laughed that hard all day, thank you!

[dexwebster]

Okay. This whole thing is amusing, but I managed to make it almost all the way through without laughing out loud. And then I got to:

I managed to purchase an appliance that turns me from a mature adult fully capable of achieving responsibility for her own dental care to a revolting pervert covered in toothpaste.

and just lost it.

[anonymous]

From metaquotes and just - WORD.

As one shy teenager, the electric toothbrush was a godsend.

[tikvah]

Got here from metaquotes - this screed is hilarious!

[brown_betty]

I don't know if it's a relief or a disappointment to you to know you are not the first to make this connection.

However, good to have my long held suspicion that you could make a visit to the supermarket a compelling read proved true.