Comments | littera_abactor: My Life as a Dork: Sex and Hygiene

littera_abactor

My Life as a Dork: Sex and Hygiene

Jan 22, 2006 21:23

I spend a lot of time covered in toothpaste and thinking about sex these days. Yes, these two events do occur at the same time. No, I don't have a fetish ( Read more... )

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butterboy January 23 2006, 06:20:10 UTC

Maybe I'm just out of the loop, but what is the alternate use for mouthwash that is being referenced?

butterboy January 23 2006, 06:21:34 UTC

Sorry that sounds awkward. I got here from metaquotes and then thought I was posting on their entry...yeah.

the_star_fish January 23 2006, 13:18:08 UTC

I'm kind of curious too, although I'm about 99% sure I'll want to bleach my brain after finding out ....

giglet January 23 2006, 16:21:46 UTC

You know how it makes your mouth feel all tingly? Massage some onto your personal bits, and...

No. I'm not (quite) that mean. Kids drink it for a cheap (and horrible) buzz. Mouthwash tends to have a lot of alcohol in it, and minors can buy it without hassle.

fanofall January 23 2006, 06:42:04 UTC

Is it bad that I'm laughing? Do you hate me for it? Because I totally am. I have this mental picture of you standing there like a rabid animal with foam freaking EVERYWHERE and BB looking at you all "Oh, my GOD, she has LOST IT" and the dogs all "What is that crazy person doing now?" and the neighbors all "You know, we could just move."

Hee.

delurker January 23 2006, 12:02:01 UTC

*dies laughing*

data_warrior January 23 2006, 13:47:54 UTC

I spend a lot of time covered in toothpaste and thinking about sex these days.

Possibly the best opening line ever.

moosesal January 23 2006, 14:03:17 UTC

LOL. This just cracked me up. Wonderful way to start my day.