The Once and Future Warning

[littera_abactor]

[They say context is for the weak. So I'm weak, so what? This is a comment I made in someone else's friendslocked post. liviapenn, this repost is for you

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[mtgat]

Suddenly I want to use this as my header for every single story I write from now on. :)

[littera_abactor]

You are entirely welcome to do so, although I wouldn't recommend it. Just cutting and pasting and posting it left me with many bad story ideas.

Many.

Bad.

Ideas.

*winces*

[vampirespider]

So damn awesome.

[littera_abactor]

Thank you!

[maygra]

I love you. You know that, right? 'cause this...is worthy of sonnets, roses and moonlight serenades. Followed by marriage proposals.

[littera_abactor]

Okay, but will you still love me after you get the Epic Email about Charles Baudelaire? Because, seriously, this turns out to be perhaps the first on the list of topics not to get me started on.

And I love you, too. Even if it turns out that Baudelaire is something you can't forgive. (And who would blame you, really?)

[fanofall]

You're *still* on about Baudelaire? Baby, that was so two years ago! *basks in the sweet sweet remembrance of Angel*

Hee! *flees*

*stops*

*blows kiss*

*flees some more*

[littera_abactor]

I am always and forever on about Baudelaire. Trust me. Angelus/Baudelaire is MEANT TO BE. For values of "meant to be" that include drugs, sex, witchcraft, nervous breakdowns, and a lot of poetry and torment.

*nods*

It's Angelus' millieu, for sure, and maygra is going to help me prove it to you all. (She's going to explain to me how a person creates this thing called "atmosphere" in a story. Wish her luck.)

[z_rayne]

I would totally ask you to marry me, only I think Best Beloved would have something to say about that. *koff*

[littera_abactor]

Very probably. Best Beloved is open-minded about many things (anime, Smallville, my sincere need to have enough icon spaces to store all the world's icons), but that might possibly be crossing a line.

But if it wasn't, I would totally accept.

(Decision made, by the way; I will be going the not-Bladerunner route, because - did you know that trinityofone has essentially written the Bladerunner story? That trinity. Gotta love her.

And, you know, that was a dead story until you made me dredge it up from my hard drive. Are you evil? *suspicious look* Because there is a distinct smell of evil machinations about this.)

[z_rayne]

And, you know, that was a dead story until you made me dredge it up from my hard drive. Are you evil? *suspicious look* Because there is a distinct smell of evil machinations about this.

*innocent look*

Moi? No, I am sweetness and light. No evil machinations here, no sirree!

*koff*

[littera_abactor]

EVIL. EVIL, I SAY.

*makes sign of two crossed memory sticks*

[minim_calibre]

Is there cat/dog pregnancy? That's all I want to know, damn it!

[littera_abactor]

God, no. What are you, sick?