I spend a lot of time covered in toothpaste and thinking about sex these days. Yes, these two events do occur at the same time. No, I don't have a fetish ( Read more... )

A Certain Person has requested that I put all my comment fic in one location, and to hear is to obey. So this is all the comment fic I can remember writing since the beginning of August, 2005. (Plus the two from my own LJ that I had conveniently tagged. Tags: your friend and mine, but probably mostly mine.) If anyone knows of any other comment fic ( Read more... )

kantayra's recent post (Which you should definitely read right now - seriously, you'll find it, well, hmmm. Stunning would be the word, I'd guess.) was a revelation to me, because it explained the entire course of my life. I don't just refer to the brilliant, incisive explanation of why I read slash - although, oddly enough, I have never seen the sixth ( Read more... )

Title: Intervention with the Vampire
Author: Littera Abactor
Fandom: Angel the Series
Rating: PG
Size: 7,000 words/~40kb
Author's Note: This takes place between the end of season two and the start of season three.
Thanks: To vamplover84 and fanofall for their kick-ass betas. (The errors that remain are my own stubborn fault.) Also, thanks to vamplover84 for the fabulous title ( Read more... )

Title: Life Without Fraser, or How Ray Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Moose
Author: Littera Abactor
Fandom: due South
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Rating: PG
Author's Note: This was originally commentfic; it's being posted here in a very slightly modified form because makesmewannadie deserves to get her way all the time. It's dedicated to lyra_sena, who pretty much ( Read more... )

The recent spate of genderfuck stories triggered something of an epiphany for me.

I'm no good at being a girl.

I'm happy to be female, yes, and I can't even imagine wanting to be male, but the distance between "female" and "girl" is huge.

Actually, the difference between "female" and "girl" is me.

I can't dress myself. I finally learned what a ( Read more... )

Title: Untitled. But I'm open to suggestions.
Author: littera_abactor
Fandom: Angel, mostly.
Author's Note: Written for the Slightly More Than 24 Hours Crack Crossover Challenge, in two hours just before the deadline; totally unbeta'd or even proofread, so let the reader beware. I mean that, and not just because of the probable errors; there's also, like, plot ( Read more... )

I don't do memes at all over in thefourthvine, which is my other LJ, for the .0001 readers of littera_abactor who didn't know that. So I've never actually done a meme. But shellmidwife passed this one to me directly, the first time I've ever actually caught a meme. And I wanted to see what writing one was like; I mean, how can I be a real Livejournal user if I've never memed? So, ( Read more... )

Happy Birthday, lynnmonster! This is for you.

Title: The Cetacean Situation
Authors: littera_abactor and makesmewannadie.
Fandom: Due South; this is a crossover of sorts with Spider-Man (comics, second movie) and Ultimate X-Men. Don't look for canon accuracy here, though.
Rating: NC-17
Notes:
littera_abactor wrote the ends
makesmewannadie wrote the middle
And they both rewrote it all.
But lynnmonster deserves all the blame ( Read more... )

Title: The Art of the Deal (note new title!)
Author: Littera Abactor
Fandom: Stargate
Rating: PG-13. Ish.
Author's Note: This is dedicated to Resonant, but she doesn't know me from Adam and is not responsible for any of it. It's just a mark of my esteem for her. Among other things.
Spoilers: Are you kidding?
Feedback: Please.

( The Art of the Deal )