(Untitled)

[naboo_thats_who]

Seeing as our new-and-improved Head of the Board can't seem to get his arse into gear, I suppose it's up to me, as usual, to save the day. I don't know why I bothered quitting in the first place. Everything falls apart without my lightning-quick touch

Comments

[mmmbaileys]

er

you know bout greggs right

[naboo_thats_who]

Yeah. It's sort of cute, actually. When did they appear? I've been a bit, er, distracted. I haven't really seen a lot of you recently.

[ultra_ebola]

Is getting knocked up part of this?

Advance warning: you're coming nowhere near my bits, little boy blue.

[anthrax_neon]

Dyxxyn left me for Wales. That should be at the top of your list. The moon turning blood-red, cats sprouting wings and eating human flesh, volcanoes and hurricanes and earthquakes - none of these phenomena are as insane and unnatural as him departing from my side.

[nicey_nicey]

Oh no, do you think my kitty's gonna do that?

[anthrax_neon]

Probably not. Didn't you kill it?

I suppose if it is somehow filled with enough rage and anger against you, it could rise up out of the grave, decaying flesh hanging from its bones in strips, fur caked in earth and dried blood, and creep into your bed at night, nestling its rotting cheek next to yours on the pillow as you inhale the stench of death...

But it's unlikely.

[nicey_nicey]

I don't know about all that gross stuff, but it's lookin at me right now, so I think it came out of the grave anyway! It keeps tryin to jump on me, but it goes through.

[suga_rape]

NABOO

[naboo_thats_who]

I KNOW