WANTED

[naboo_thats_who]

Extra tenant for a three-bedroom flat in Dalston, to move in as soon as possible.

Reasonable rent, all bills split equally.

Must be open-minded and happy to share with unusual tenants.

Apply to: Naboo, the Nabootique, Dalston.

Comments

[king_of_mods]

now what's this about?

[naboo_thats_who]

What does it look like it's about?

[king_of_mods]

mentalness!

[naboo_thats_who]

I'm just seeing if anyone wants to move into our place, so I can actually get some rent.

You don't mind, do you?

[capt_margaret]

I'm looking for a place to dwell here in England. Currently my home is in the desert, but for some reason I keep getting summoned to this city, and a fixed abode would be somewhat convenient.

Provided you do not drug my food and water, I am able to pay rent and board.

[naboo_thats_who]

Let me run it by everyone else. You don't have a problem with a suicidal manfish living in the bathroom, do you?

And I'm not in the habit of drugging people, thanks. You're never going to let that go, are you?

[capt_margaret]

If a man can steel himself to do a dishonest deed once, then he will have the steel to do it once more.

Is that the one that calls himself Old Gregg? I've survived Spider long enough, so he should be easy to cope with.

[naboo_thats_who]

You're not selling yourself so well, you know.

Gregg, yes. He's in a bit of a slump at the moment, maybe you could hand out some of your wisdom and perk him up.