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"You know what I do when I can't sleep?"
"What?"
"I pretend I'm working in an office cubicle."
"...What?"
"Yeah, I pretend I'm typing away and it's so boring... and I fall asleep."
Chris' other advice: "Just turn off the lights, close your eyes and breathe."
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Husk.
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x_T I want to eat my way out of a swimming pool filled with buttered popcorn and skim milk (mixed together). I am also PMSing. -
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So, M and I went surfing for Italian surnames so I could pick one for one of my characters. We kept coming up with the same list of 20 names over and over.
Me: Oh come on, there has to be more than 20 families in Italy.
M: Well, I don't know, it's a pretty small island.
Me: It's a peninsula.
Win.
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What would I do without Ecco?
the villainess: I need help
eccoblackfin: Asking the wrong person
the villainess: Literary help, not personal help
eccoblackfin: Oh
eccoblackfin: Then ask away!
the villainess: Feh, are you kidding. I know not to trouble you with my girlie junk.
Okay: The main character ends up in a box, blah blah, box goes on display in an ( Read more... ) -
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LAAAAAAARRRRP!
LAAAAAAAAAAAAARP!
LAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRp! -
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Dear Ecco,
Rawk. That is all.
-R
eccoblackfin: I'm sorry, I don't think I could ever stop harrassing and insulting you
eccoblackfin: When you're 136 years old, laying in a hospital bed ready to die..I'll come in and say..goddamn, you're old
the villainess: Oh I know. And with my last breath I shall reaply, "So are you."
eccoblackfin: And then, you'll ( Read more... )
