I just wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish that I could bake a cake out of rainbows and smiles and we'd all eat it and be happy.

She doesn't even go here!

Do you even go to this school?

No, I just have a lot of feelings.

...Ok. Go home.

I'm seriously considering beginning to drink right now, at 12:31 in the afternoon. I've been sitting in Relish, the "culinary boutique" down the road from our apt, for four days now. There have been very few customers and a very uncomfortable chair under my ass during this time ( Read more... )

The thoughts weren't coming very quickly when I was trying to think of a subject for this entry ( Read more... )

As described by Stacy (via Lauren and Carlos), type "[your name] needs" into google and post the ten funniest/most ridiculous/relevent responses ( Read more... )

Yesterday my car was towed from the parking lot of a local coffee shop where I had been parked for approximately 9 hours. This was my fault. Yes, it's true that I was there for five of those nine hours. But for the last four I had left and gone down the street to the library/my three hour lecture. When I returned, mind-worn and extremely hungry, ( Read more... )

Britney Spears has given birth to a baby boy. And don't worry, she plans on being a "hot mom."

I feel like I must write something about the hurricane aftermath in New Orleans right now. I know most of the issues are fairly transparent to the sane, but unfortunately we are not being led by the sane. Well perhaps we are, but "they" are sane and incredibly avaricious -- which detracts from sanity, generally ( Read more... )

I'm working down the street from my apartment today at a small "culinary boutique" called Relish. It's owned by this man, John, who helped David and I find our place in Lansing after we happened upon his store earlier in the year. It's been fun to sit here today looking at internet porn and friendster while lots of middle-aged women peruse the ( Read more... )

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
( my answers )

I'm in the basement of the Union while David buys new RAM to speed up his computer. For some unknown reason the computers are still letting me sign in. The six month grace period UM allows me has come and gone...a long time ago. Maybe I'm special in some way. Maybe I fixed the system. Maybe because I worked in this building for two years its ( Read more... )