I suffer from what I call "Supplebutt" If you are not familiar with this term, allow me to explain: Supplebutt occurs after you finish pooping, it is that raw tender feeling that your asshole has after you finish your poop. Sometimes you cannot sit down for 10-20 minutes after you are done pooping. It is kind very incovenient and uncomfortable, but ( Read more... )

Shit, I missed my own damn birthday. How the shit did that happen? Ah well, it's OK, most of you other motherfuckers did too. Funny thing about birthdays is that no one seems to care about them unless there's a dick and a sphincter involved ( Read more... )

This story happened to me one year ago: my boyfriend and I were alone at home and we wanted to have sex together. so we kissed each other and took our clothes off. then my boyfriend suggested to try anal-sex. I always wanted to have anal-sex and so I agreed. the sex was really good and I also got an orgasm. but then my boyfriend fucked me a bit too ( Read more... )

there's an apple in the pussy mouth ( Read more... )

"Anus quite excited at the intrusion of hostile alien ( Read more... )

Heya, tits! Didja miss me?

Conflict. The whole world is about conflict. I so love it when you mortals fight. For example, little_horn has been watching two of you people. You two constantly bicker and get into skirmishes and alienate all of your friends. Don't you know that this makes Baby Jesus cry?

So, you've obviously come here to gawk at us. It is OK, we are used to it, being The Son. Not sure what you're hoping to find out about us. We are attracted to chaos. Wherever there is battle you will find us. Conflict is the antichrist's mainstay ( Read more... )

We are impressed! We got our very own livejournal entry! Impressive. Well, not really. I wonder if she'll play our song for us. The devil in the black dress will surely dance if she does ( Read more... )

The prophecies foretold are true. I have come ( Read more... )