I'm desperately exhausted, but I feel the need to post this before it leaks out of my head ( Read more... )

The pharmacist I worked with back at the first job I ever had, the guy who trained me and taught me to be awesome at work, just died ( Read more... )

So, you don't cry when Mufasa dies, but when Dumbledore dies you turn into a sobbing mess?

Well yeah - Mufasa isn't real.

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I went to my university's Muggle Quidditch game, and was asked out by the Snitch.

This is what my life has become.

Astrological sign: cusp of Cancer and Leo

Eye color: Gray/blue

Height: 5'5 and a half

Favorite film: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Favorite food: Phish Food

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I can't date Daniel Radcliffe, because obviously he's me.

I'm living in a romantic comedy ( Read more... )

My orthopedist today removed all restrictions on my mobility ( Read more... )

Gunnar and I just broke up ( Read more... )

Because eventually they will be lost to the abyss that is Facebook ( Read more... )

So, that sucked. But at least it's over ( Read more... )