Today is a 100% full moon and that means that hosptitols will be 80% more active. I think this also accounts for all the oddness that encompassed my weekend ( Read more... )

The Bad News ( Read more... )

Wait-listing is perhaps the most evil invention in the world. What a cock tease ( Read more... )

My brother sent tidings of pop-culture news in his latest e-mail: I Love the 90s is in production. Some topics to be discussed include: Dr. Mario, slap bracelets, Where's Waldo, and America's Funnies Home Videos ( Read more... )

I am back from South Africa. In my dad's new book "Dangerous Places" it was ranked 3 out of 4 Danger Stars. I didn't feel endangered very often except perhaps my one random ankle reaction which left me unable to stand. Thankfully Meilssa' hand was nearby and it was nice to be able to squeeze it... and who could ever continue to feel pain while ( Read more... )

The trip to Manhatten has most likely been cancelled ( Read more... )

I just bought tickets to Coachella and then I called my brother and sister and they creamed themselves! I got us such a bizarre hotel room at the Tuscony Manor (how out-of-Scooby Doo is that name?) and the guy even knocked off $90 because I was "one of those kids going to that music thing." If anyone else is still wanting to come (Dordor) you ( Read more... )

I think I have just now finally come down from my weekend. My Friday was like straight out of Trainspotting or Jim Carroll's Life (minus any huffing) or something. The best part was that I had a Valentine! She's super hot and the best dancer ever and is the best thrift-store shopper I've ever seen. Her name is Rachel and I love her and am ultra ( Read more... )

In 8th grade I liked to pretend I was addicted to Tylenol PM... I just took my first two pills in 4 years. mmmmm, maybe I'll start pretending again and go heroin chic and intentionally smear my eye liner in the girl's bathroom like I used to when I thought I was goth and everyone will think I'm "super hardcore" (It's Mr. Doll, Rachel) but then ( Read more... )

This weekend has been very. (I just watched Heathers) But... I can't find my cans of Pam spray anywhere and my waffles were suck-ass torn wads this morning because of this setback. If anybody has any information about where they might have disappeared to over the course of Friday night, please, tell me ( Read more... )