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[little_mama525]

Last night I went to Cheeseburger in Paradise for drinks- had a rum runner. I'm not sure if it was the fact that I haven't had more than 1/2 a beer or a glass of wine in the last year, if it was the 151 or the greasy sweet potatoe chips but something didn't sit well. I almost puked in the restaurant bathroom- how embarrassing would that be? "so

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[palladinemoo]

well let's just say one of my 'adventures' involved a closet, a shared closet mind you, being renamed 'the puke room'. hey in my drunken stupor i thought i had made it to the bathroom... until the next morning when we were awaken by the mooing from our answering machine. it had been a long night!

[little_mama525]

Did you buy a cow to answer your phone? That Was indeed a crazy evening. I only hope you missed puking on your favorite shoes, what a poor way to wake in the morning, with no shoes.

[palladinemoo]

no- we had cowed a friends apartment (lots of cow confetti) which was actually the secondary act to putting up male porn all over. we cover the peni with the cow confetti, because we didn't want to be super cruel AND it was hilarious to say things like "wow this guy is a 3 cow job!". knowing he'd prob call we put mooing, to Ode to Joy nonetheless, on the answering machine along with the standard message- well not so standard as it started out with "Moooooo how are youuuuu". Good times.

and the only puke residue besides on the floor (carpet -ughh) was on a box of my roommates stuff. she was out of town and would never have known if i hadn't missed that in the morning after clean-up.

[whitewitch504]

Ass through a wall. 'Nuff said.