okay, so let me set the scene. there's me at work in the pharmacy, being polite etc., getting an 81-yr-old lady's prescription. while she's waiting for me to bring it out, she spots a product on one of the shelves and proceeds to loudly comment " oooh that sounds good, i get a bit dry sometimes and it's always better when you're wet ( Read more... )

passed me drivy test!! woohoo!! ah the freedom....

i know it's valentine's day and hence it's ever so cheesy for me to start talking about love (and half of you will probably beat me down) but i don't care cz im so in love. :) . you have to understand though, i hate valentine's day cz it's a load of poo. but yesterday was morgan and i's three-year anniversary!!!! yay!!! holy shit its been three ( Read more... )

1. You must tell 13 people about this game ( Read more... )

promised isobellian that i'd update this weekend so here we go ( Read more... )

hey all, thanks to everyone that was there last night and helped to make lucinda's surprise secret birthday party a success :) hope everyone had a good time ( Read more... )

heh heh heh im sitting at home, just been playing dress up and its fun. should be revising but had three exams in the last three days and haven't got one for a week now, feel like slacking off and doing it ever so well :D does anyone else play dress up from your own wardrobe? it's so fun, iv got so many clothes that i haven't worn for yonks and so ( Read more... )

In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Spend more time surfing porn at work.

Get your resolution here

hmmmmm......

hey everybody, merry christmas!! now i ave to go finish wrapping my pressies!! xoxo

k, that's not really gonna be the subject but it was the first word that came to mind, i think that's what every subject of mine will be now. to clarify, not moonmen, just the first word i think of. lalala. today i was supposed to have three lessons but maths was bull, as was biology, and chem was cancelled. yip-effin-pee. it was really weird to ( Read more... )