Don't you love it when completely insane people break into your LJ account that you don't even use anymore, lie, and post naked pics of you?
I do.
Just kidding.
Heads are gonna roll. +

ATTENTION INTERNET FRIENDS:

TOMORROW NIGHT EXTREME HOME MAKE OVER IS FEATURING THE COMPANY OF WHICH MY PAPPY IS THE PRESIDENT. PLEASE TO BE WATCHING. 7 pm ABC

I think. I dunno I never watch it.
But I used to work there! So watch it!

I.
Fucking.
HATE.
Bono.

That's all you get. No explanation.
I'll give you a hint:
Bill Gates.

GOD I hate Bono. I could write a book about it.
Shh.

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Howland Homes, my former employer, my dad's current employer...or he employs it, I'm not really sure these days...is doing an episode of Extreme Makeover Home Edition. I'm either cool or lame by association. Or both.
That is all.

Why does Rufus Wainwright have to ruin everything? Like, Tori Amos concerts, covering of my current favorite song ( amazing song), music in general?

It's no secret. I'm a bit of a masochist. I can admit that. But you know what's WAY sicker than any of my vices ( Read more... )

Aaaaahahahahahahaha.
Nick Nolte.
Hahahahaha.

You know what would make my day?
If Dakota Fanning suddenly and randomly BURST into flames. On television.
Just the thought of it makes me smile.
*smile*

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