9 people I enjoy the company of (in no specific order ( Read more... )

Harold and Kumar go to White Castle... what a great movie. And if you happen across Phil Brotzman, stoned on a cheetah, you will understand why ( Read more... )

I want a milkshake. I am too lazy to make one, and too stupid too make a good one. My brother will not make a milkshake for me. DAN MAKE THE F***IN MILKSHAKE!!!! But he doesnt. SO I am milkshake-less, brainless, and friendless. Not hoeless though.... that's another story. SAY THE MAGIC WORDS: I COMMAND YOU!!! So anyways... this would al ( Read more... )

Well.... Just got done cleaning up some for a bonfire shindig I'm having tomorrow. I apologize sincerely for those of you whom I did not invite; I begged, borrowed and stole (begged mostly) to get as many as I was allowed. Don't be hating (I was already called an asshole once today for a non-invite ( Read more... )

NoLeafClover1337 (9:33:23 PM): Today we salute you, Mr. Garden Gnome Maker ( Read more... )

By the way, I need me some cheesecake.... FOREVER

Stole Rachael's word there. Hope she don't mind ( Read more... )

We had our wrestling team end-of-the-year banquet fiesta today! The following people won awards, so far as I can remember (I hold them dear to my heart ( Read more... )

Mmmmm, no lies, I'm gonna go right ahead and say it:

RAE-RAE RULES!!!!!!!

Thank YOU and goodnight!

I got in the mail today ( Read more... )