I don't know why, but I always seem to find amusement from seeing a cat taking a dump. It might be the faces that they make.

When I get a real good sweat going, it's weird how much my armpits smell exactly like spaghetti sauce.

It would be okay if it was like, delicious spaghetti sauce but no. It's more like the jar that's been forgotten in the back of the refrigerator since last year.  Anyway, there's that.

Every winter, I'm like "I fucking hate Michigan."
But then every summer I'm like "I fucking LOVE Michigan!"

I seriously raced out to Lake Michigan last night for no reason but to enjoy the sunset and drink Sparks.

Anyway, I'll be a homeowner in a couple months so it isn't ALL about trying to feel like I'm still in my 20s. I have some grown-up shit ( Read more... )

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I can remember around age 26 starting to freak out a little at the impending doom of that heavy number "30" that I was now looking down the business end of. I had a themed birthday party with invites to "my funeral." Somebody made a cake that looked like a cemetery and everyone got dressy to come pay last respects. I was SO YOUNG then ( Read more... )

So it's like 110 degrees out and only the beginning of July. Will the human race survive August ( Read more... )

Any other people from the liveournal/myspace days who happen through, say hi! I miss you fuckers!

I realized that my son had been naming different species of moths and butterflies from a book for like 10 solid minutes. He's only 4 and can't read but somehow knows by looking at pictures the names of all these different types of moths and butterflies. I know about "monarch butterflies" and that's it. It was kind of amazing to me to watch how ( Read more... )

The "deja vu" phenomenon is really freaky. For just a moment, I felt undeniably that the exact sequence of items I just saw on facebook was something I'd seen in a dream from my childhood.

Sometimes I have the awareness that it's kind of a miracle just to be alive. There's no guarantee that I should keep waking up every morning but I do. Before I know it, this will all be over. I should do something amazing every day, I think to myself. And then I..... don't. But the fact that I notice this gives me hope.