Bananatastrophie

[littlebunny777]

So, nobody in this family buys bananas, and I wanted one, so I went out and bought a banana. Mom ate it. So next time I went out and bought two bananas. Mom ate one and Taylor ate the other. So the next time I went out and bought two bananas, ate half of one, and hid the other half. Mom found and ate the secret banana half and Taylor ate the

Comments

[wildkingdok]

Dude, just spring for the entire bunch of bananas, it's what, $1.50?

[littlebunny777]

The thing is, I'm not going to eat an entire bunch of bananas! And every time I go to the store I'm like "You guys want anything?" and they never say bananas! So I assume I'm buying bananas for one! I suppose I should just anticipate my family's filthy banana lies.

[diplobrat]

FILTHY BANANA LIIIIIIIES.

[diplobrat]

plant a banana tree and then fence it off with a poison fence. Then when your mom and taylor have died from trying to reach your bananas, you can go to the store and buy more and nobody will take them. It's fool proof.

[sexistquiche]

Your MOM ate my secret banana!