So, nobody in this family buys bananas, and I wanted one, so I went out and bought a banana. Mom ate it. So next time I went out and bought two bananas. Mom ate one and Taylor ate the other. So the next time I went out and bought two bananas, ate half of one, and hid the other half. Mom found and ate the secret banana half and Taylor ate the ( Read more... )

One of the great things about drinking is that it's kind of like meditation in that you can't hold on to one thought for too long. All you can do it think it and then it drifts away ( Read more... )

Last night I had a dream that me and Sarah and Seth were putting on a rock show. Sarah and Seth played bass and guitar but they wouldn't let me play ANYTHING so I led the crowd in some air guitar. Also the stage was made of trampoline and someone in the front row was trying to make out with a raccoon.

Boy my subconscious is dumb!

Okay, so the economy is in the crapper, everything is super expensive. Clearly I'll never find a job in LA or be able to afford living there, right? WRONG ( Read more... )

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Woke up at 6AM for jury duty, spent all day at courthouse, was in so much pain from lunch (a piece of bread with turkey) that I went home and took a percocet. Percocet made me nauseous for three hours before finally puking. Twice.

Happy Saint Patrick's Day.

Oh no! I made enough money last year that I actually have to like, pay real taxes. Yes, this year I am receiving a grand total of $23 in tax returns from the government. Suddenly I find myself caring about things I didn't give a shit about before. Like, say, using taxpayer money to bailout the auto companies. That's MY money! I don't give a ( Read more... )

Apparently Miyazaki has a new movie out! It looks kind of terrifying, but that might just be my abiding fear of the sea ( Read more... )

I don't know who's this is, but I like it ( Read more... )

Okay, so my surgery is rescheduled for the 16th of February, which is three weeks from today. Apparently, despite what the (apparently ignorant) doctor told me over the weekend (When I couldn't get ahold of anybody else because that's when the medical profession is CLOSED), I could've gotten the surgery even while I'm sick, so long as I don't have ( Read more... )