Things have been happening! To me, even!

[littleface]

As of today, I am the proud owner of a fancy new tooth. It's pretty! I mean, it looks just like my other teeth, and they're not bad. So yeah. Tooth = done

Comments

[lunar_insanity]

Maybe it said Supreme Pirates the first time, but changed into its girlie disguise to fake you out...

[littleface]

You are SO right! Supreme Pirates are crazy clever like that! :)

[christabel]

I just would like to say I still <3 you as much as ever. You definitely got no lame going on there sister!

[littleface]

Aww, thanks, man!

[bluesilverkdg]

Eh, I've had bunions since I was about 24, so don't feel bad.

And yeah, Supreme Pirates would've been pretty awesome.

[littleface]

See, after I went to the doctor, I've had all these people tell me that bunions are not strictly for old people, so that does make me feel better.

Are your bunions painful? Mine hurt like a sumuvabitch.

[badcat]

If there's anything that beats a van full of pirates, it's a van full of sex toys and lingerie

[littleface]

Oh, if only it were Surprise Parties by Supreme Pirates!!!

I would SO buy sex toys from pirates. They would probably have the coolest names.

[badcat]

That would be the awesomest combination!

[orfhlaith]

I'd offer to come make you chicken soup and put pillows under the foot or whatever is appropriate for bunion surgery, but there's this thing called Life that requires me to do this other thing called Work. Normally these things are good, but they do preclude runs to Murfreesboro to pamper totally unlame hot chicks.

[littleface]

Damn life!!! :)

I appreciate the thought.

Life

[orfhlaith]

I know!!!! ...but I have these dogs that seem to think they need to eat, and not just occasionally, like EVERY DAY! That and I have to pay for the new toy and the house.

Oh well. I would so totally be there with pillows and soup if I could