I TOLD Cam that watching Forensic Files all the time would come in handy.


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So, I joined BMG (because I'm a sucker) a long time ago, and I still have two free CDs waiting for me.

I'm looking to try something new...recommend something.

Last night, Jaden got a phone call FROM A GIRL ( Read more... )

It's my sweetie's birthday today. I gave him a fancy new camera, some cake, and some hot action. He seemed to like all of those things ( Read more... )

Oh my sweet jeebus motherfucker. I have the WORST bladder infection ever. My doctor can't see me for two weeks. Somebody please come get my kids so I can go to a walk-in clinic. Or just come give me painkillers so I won't scream every time I go pee. That's starting to freak out the kids ( Read more... )

Jaden: Hey mom, can you do me a favor?

Me: Sure, babe. What do you need?

Jaden: Would you destroy all mankind?

Me: Maybe after lunch.

I promise to always tell you if you have something in your teeth. I will do my very best to keep you from falling down or bumping into things. Mi casa es su casa. I will always help you move. I will always tell you what I really think. I will always help you drink leftover booze from parties. I will always think you are beautiful and smart, ( Read more... )

Ah, I needed that ( Read more... )

An arm strap or a lanyard for my iPod. I would use it on days like today, when the kids are with their granparents; that way I could rock out while I clean the house without having to put on pants. Stupid pants ( Read more... )

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