My arachnophobia has reached new and even more pathetic heights. I'm trying to look up pictures of fishing spiders, and as soon as I click on "images" and the little thumbnail photos of spiders begin popping up, I'm filled with such dread and disgust that I immediately close the window. I can't get anywhere! I can't even look at pictures of spiders ( Read more... )

[Backstory: My sister got her ipod and money stolen at a show last week. This conversation occurred when she got home from another show today. Cast of characters: Kaity = my sister, Casey = her best friend, me = myself.]
Me: How was the show?
Casey: She got her shit stolen again.
Me: Oh god! What got taken this time?!
Kaity: My mojo bag ( Read more... )

THIS IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY, NATURE. Guys, you know what the two most horrifying things in the world are to me? SPIDERS AND ZOMBIES. The only thing I can possibly imagine being worse than either of those things? FUCKING ZOMBIE SPIDERS. Screw you, nature. You are not at all amusing ( Read more... )

Nobody likes you.
Nobody you like likes you now.

I try not to pay mind to omens and dreams, but when I have a bad dream it tends to stick with me and the past few nights I have had restless nightmare-filled sleep. I guess nightmares tend to spill into the daylight hours, and the other day I saw a shadow duck behind a bookcase while at work. A man came in to do a seminar about wills the same night ( Read more... )

My sister and I just watched The Marsh, which wasn't terrible actually... The plot was a little "uh what?" but the mystery was kind of fun at first, and it got more mysterious along the way. The little girl ghost was ADORABLE (except for when she was killing people, you know) and the boy ghost was a total babe. I mean SERIOUSLY. Also, the lighting ( Read more... )

Just kidding about that good luck thing. My grandma had a heart attack this morning.

I got to bed nice and early last night, and was just woken up by wailing outside my window. I crawled out of bed and pushed the window open to see what the hell all the racket was. The sun isn't up yet, it's still veritably night, so it took a few seconds of squinting before I realized I was staring right at a black cat outside my window. It had ( Read more... )

OH MY GOD GUYS MY LIFE HAS REACHED ITS PINNACLE.



Yes. That is my drawing. MY DRAWING. in the first two minutes of this. PATRICK WOLF KEPT MY DRAWING AND IT IS IN HIS DOCUMENTARY. I am shaking. My hands are shaking. My heart is pounding. I love this man's music so much it hurts sometimes, I know that's ridiculous but it actually gives me ( Read more... )

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