Me: *logs on* Aren’t you glad I’m not a swan?
The Boyfriend: I'm kinda glad you aren't a succubus, actually... (that is, assuming you aren't. you aren't, are you?)
Me: I don't think so... let me check... *checks*. No, I'm 90% human =P
The Boyfriend: egads! what's the other 10%? cotton?
Me: I'm going with 10% real fruit (that’s double the amount
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