Comments | littlejohnny: Practice Safe Sex: Masturbate

littlejohnny

Practice Safe Sex: Masturbate

Feb 14, 2006 01:37

I received my first gift of the 2006 Valentine's season today! What is it, you ask? A card, perhaps? Nope! Maybe some scrumptious, heart-shaped chocolates? Not even close! A festive pink balloon? Well, you're getting warmer: it's a condom--compliments of the Oklahoma Daily, official liberal propaganda machine of the University of Oklahoma. Now, I ( Read more... )

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valdreag February 14 2006, 11:43:10 UTC

I haven't laughed this hard since I made fun of the Soprano section in choir and the conductor agreed with me...and that was at least a month ago. Thank you, John. ^_^

staceybelle February 14 2006, 16:33:09 UTC

Condoms are only for gays?

That's news to me.

joy2thefishes February 14 2006, 20:28:17 UTC

yeah, condoms are definitely for everyone. I think it was good to hear that HEY yes absitnance is the only proven way to 100% of the time protect you from STDs and unwanted pregnancy, but if you ARE sexually active, use a condom. Let's face it, MOST of the people on OU's campus are not virgins anymore.

staceybelle February 14 2006, 20:38:47 UTC

Amen.

No glove, no love.

littlejohnny February 14 2006, 22:26:23 UTC

C'mon guys, it's common knowledge that gay sex gives you AIDS, and the only way to prevent AIDS is with a condom. They're prophylactic--look it up: means "Can't get AIDS."

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