I was watching the Simpsons and a commercial for the Fox local news came on. It said something to the effect of "Crime from all around the world can be traced back to this (something). So what are we doing to tighten security? Handing it over to an Arab company. More about the deal that could sink us all at nine ( Read more... )

Grooooooss!

I received my first gift of the 2006 Valentine's season today! What is it, you ask? A card, perhaps? Nope! Maybe some scrumptious, heart-shaped chocolates? Not even close! A festive pink balloon? Well, you're getting warmer: it's a condom--compliments of the Oklahoma Daily, official liberal propaganda machine of the University of Oklahoma. Now, I ( Read more... )

I had the weirdest dream during the nap I just woke up from ( Read more... )

Click me, and I will make you laugh.

i'm really plaswtered right now. penis

"One of the ways of continuing is simply to begin anew."
--Louis Andriessen

God, I'm an ass.

Whoever invented laundry and Linear Algebra (what I like to call "The Two L's") must have been part of a conspiracy to make college kids sleep even less than they already do.

Why is Snow Day on Cartoon Network?

Also, this movie is way too geared towards little kids for me to be enjoying it as much as I am.