I kinda miss the livejournal thing. I think I might try it again...

La la la la la...

So very excited for the hells bells/spag burlesque show at the 2500 club saturday night.
If you aren't there I will hate you and probably preform an ancient santeria ceremony that makes your rectum close up and you finally die cause you can't poop anymore. Call me.

I love my vagina!
Notice I didn't say stuff or cooter, or some other such childish thing, I said vagina,
Vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina.
I'm embracing my vagina.

I didn't get drunk last night but I still have pictures of a girl's head completely submerged in my boobs.
Yay!

How do you know when something is done if you don't have a fork?

I got a job at showtime in Detroit!
Come visit me! I work 12 to 8 on Wednesday!
Call me if you need directions...

I know I haven't posted in awhile but I've been out of it lately.
I'm really fucked up right now.
I've been really fucked up ever since I got back.
My homecoming/new year's eve/belated christmas was INSANE!
My birthday was wicked good.
Right now is awesome.
call me 313 377 6398

I am so excited to come home ( Read more... )

Top 10 Things I won't miss about living in North Dakota

1. People asking me why I don't dye my hair a normal color, or why I wear so much black eye make up, or why can't I look like everyone else here. (thanks mom)

2. People that use the word "nigger" and the only other race they have been exposed besides germans and norweigens they've only seen on ( Read more... )

I have nothing to say.

Pretty deep, huh?