one is like, you're smart and I'll have tacos sent to you.
the other just wants, you know

ok now? now? what about now? did you check yet? have you looked at it yet? ugh where are you? ok now? ok I'll check in five minutes. ok now? what else could you possibly be doing? ok THERE you are.

haaavee you met Shelton?

when you can't spit, obviously you ( Read more... )

there is no chance in the world for me to get to have you. so why is it fair that you get to interrogate me about why you don't get all of me? and congratulations on taking the reigns once again, you're right, you did it, and you made the decision. thanks for always knowing what's best for us.

I can promise you this, though. you are not better off ( Read more... )

it's asshole night in manhattan!
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so I met casey tonight!
let the nightmares ensue.

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OHMYGODLDKJGAQEORYIMEOWKHMSDFOLBMVOAiDGMOIRJYMORTMHOMoamqerhowektmyoiqemrfoaidmgoaiqernyoienrhoiandrglkanqerotiqemylkmaehobiadjfva90e86uq903yjokaendfgblkandfvioaenvmapneirjnbyhjaeflmvzodgniaeiorjgnoaeirhnaeriofnboijnOAOKNEROIYNWEROHNSDFGNAEROIYHJEOIRTUGSDOFKHJWEOIQYINDZKNVAIOERJHAIKERJYRMAPEYEPI0JYAIEGJPKDFJMGOADISRGJYOAIERJ I CAN'T HANDLE YOU

you know I only wanted fun but you got me all fucked up on love
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when I get especially sad, lonely, or depressed, I just do a little wedding planning.
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Mr. Leezak: Some days your mother and me loved each other. Other days we had to work at it. You never see the hard days in a photo album... but those are the ones that get you from one happy snapshot to the next. I'm sorry your honeymoon stunk but that's what you got dealt. Now you gotta work through it. Sarah doesn't need a guy with a fat wallet ( Read more... )

God I am going to go nuts. I'm so sick of being the center of attention. and then every night I get DRILLED on what I did all day and did I contact this person and what about this and could you email so and so or what about that or maybe you should just try. GOD I KNOW!!!! I know what I'm doing!!! I've spent 40 hours a week for the last 1.5 weeks ( Read more... )

sometimes you only burn the wick halfway, because the candle smells sooo good, and you don't want to use it up all at once. so you wrap it up and save it for later. then, when you need that scent again, you find it, you unwrap it, and you burn the rest.
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