Apparently "I can't socialize, mum, I have to go work on my résumé" actually means "please leave me alone to eat my popcorn in peace while I do absolutely nothing else productive."
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Welcome to the New May Third. This is my chance to redeem myself and your chance to change the connotation of "may 3" in your mind. Wherever life takes us, 05.03.12 is buried in the deepest, most inaccessible time capsule. And 2013 gets to take its spot. I have never met another person like you, and all the little things you do still give me that " ( Read more... )

"I'm not gonna let anybody fuck with your xiphoid process."

I am terrible at coordinating my plans when I come to visit in Tuscaloosa & B'ham. Ah! Ajziovirjfnshaovin

Apparently springtime is a time for porch-sitting and drinking a LOT. Oh wait, everybody knows that. And I've made a point this year to resist most of those opportunities. What I ( Read more... )

I do rant about this a lot, and I can't let it go. Raisins are so stupid. What is the point. Plus they are constantly ruining my entire experience with the trail mix I always eat. They're just a big pain in the ass and totally in my way.

This will be the final test. I don't even know why I'm trying again, but I am. And it was genuine. After this, I ( Read more... )

You're appealing to emotions that I simply do not have. I've got the red-carpet blues, baby.

A girl after my own heart.

Oh, Shelton! We missed you in abs class in Wednesday!
Oh you did?! Well I have another job too. Oh and a LIFE. And I decided to go drink and dance with them instead. Also, I'm 25 years old. Sooooo.

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omg. Where Did The Party Go. has such a great atmosphere!!!! If I close my eyes...
I'm driving through a Pelham neighborhood, windows down, by myself. It's either really warm and sunny in the afternoon. Or it could be nighttime, a clear warm spring night. I am obsessed with my friends, and I am living the epitome of "in the moment". Not worried ( Read more... )

I HATE people right now. Asshole. I need my NYC. Sell my car, and never look back. I'm sick of being pissed off from things related to driving.
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i ate way too much today. it rained today. and i havent been in this bad of a mood in weeks. ugh, next plz!
and you know what, its ok that i like luke bryan ok.
(and tapping the space bar on your laptop does not automatically add a period like your iphone. btw.)
but its great i got to have a slumber party and morning hipster coffee with my bestie.

I want out of the labels. I don't want my whole life crammed into a single word. A story. I want to find something else, unknowable, some place to be that's not on the map. A real adventure.

Terms of endearment. Seriously ( Read more... )