Dear World,
Sean has stopped updating. He hasn't in approximately eons. Being the sweet kid I am, I have taken the liberty of updating for him. He's coming to visit me today. Neat.
Love&&specialsauce,
Mallory "the awesome" Greitzer

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at 6:58 today the world began to turn again.

I found this scribbled down on the back ( Read more... )

Little Tucker was sailing to Africa in a boat he made out of juice boxes when he came across a small, uninhabited island....or so he thought. Tucker himself was on a journay; a mission of sorts, to leave his home in East Compton and venture back to Africa to find out about his roots. As for the juice box boat, the little fucker had a thing for ( Read more... )

Salvia is some crazy stuff ( Read more... )

Well the one act plays turned out well, despite my grade not winning ( Read more... )

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God is such a prankster.  When things are going great, he gets a kick out of taking it away.....and making my nose bleed :-P

This weekend with mal was incredible, every waking moment makes me love/appreciate her more.
i heart her friends too, and im glad i finally got to meet the infamous heidi.
she    is      the    best.

Brad and i have a date ( Read more... )

barick945: ;-)
DrkSideOfMySpoon: hey cutie
barick945: i love how you know when im going to leave so you come back right before it and tempt me with your lust
DrkSideOfMySpoon: i never told you this
DrkSideOfMySpoon: but i am a secret agent
DrkSideOfMySpoon: and i bet you never knew this also
DrkSideOfMySpoon: but so is your mother
barick945: no, i ( Read more... )